HIGH: Teacher Noemi: Jaimie, how old are you? Jaimie: 32. Teacher Noemi: Wow, I was going to guess 22. Jaimie: Forget Teacher Linda C., you’re now my favorite teacher. LOW: I’m on the train with Jakey in the front pack. He immediately falls asleep. Something smells horrible. Great, am I…
Ten minutes with Google and I’ve uncovered a whole new world on Chinese face reading. I think maybe Alesia and I should investigate this as I know she has fortune-telling transactional experience. Is it frowned upon to take your baby’s ear lobes to a psychic? Face Reading: What Your Ears…
Today I took Jake to school in the outfit he wore to Emily and Shaun’s wedding… but a more dressed-down “school worthy” version (jeans rather than matching pants with suspenders). This is definitely the outfit Jakey wears to get girls. Teacher Linda C. was head over heels. She quickly got…
Unicorns, dragons, & yetis… all legendary, mythological creatures. Just last week James told me about a new legendary creature: The Standing Jacob. “Suppooooosedly” this creature, who has just learned to crawl in a coordinated fashion, stood up not once, not twice, but three times on Sunday the 8th (6 whole days…
JJ has been doing yoga since he was in the womb. Although I remember his favorite pose (or maybe his mommy’s favorite pose) was shavasana (basically taking a nap) and then waking up for Hershey’s kisses… Lately Baby Jake has perfected a couple of new tricks. This isn’t the best…
My guilty pleasure is America’s Next Top Model (ANTM). Tyra Banks gets more and more ridiculous every “cycle”, but James and I love singing to the new music at the end…. “top moooodel, top mooooodel.” It’s one of those songs you sing in your head all night long. This season…
Wanted: Baby Reprogrammer SDM (Sleep Deprived Mommy) seeks CBP (Ceritified Baby Reprogrammer) for coding, patch installation, and general maintenance of 4am WCS (Wake-up Call Service) in adjacent room. Guaranteed work twice per year during Daylight Saving Time. Operating system unknown; potentially Windows as is prone to crashing. Money is no object.
Candy! No silly. Baby giraffes (also known as calves) eat acacia trees. Yes, I had to google what giraffes eat as well as what their babies are called, after we were already in our costumes. Look how Jakey won’t take his eyes off that Almond Joy.
CCCC – Chocolate Chip Cookie Connoisseur. As some of you may know, I’ve always been a fan of chocolate chip cookie. Just about any mall, restaurant, coffee shop, or cafe that sells cookies can count me as one of their clients. Some are obviously better than others. Starbucks cookies –…
Question: WWFD: What Would Foochi Do? Answer: WWF: World Wrestling Federation. I’m not really sure what his stage name and costume would look like… Maybe a rabid squirrel with a cape? (Obviously given those cheeks and that drool.) But, I do know what his signature moves would be (written from…