“The Soft Glow of Electric Sex”

Tonight we played Christmas carols and decorated the house.  James got out the infamous Christmas Story leg lamp for our front window.  The piece de resistance of our holiday decor.

He got it all set-up and “switch, switch”… first the bulb glowed and then the fishnet-stockinged, stiletto-sporting leg flickered and blazed.

“Whoaaa!” Jakey exclaimed.

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