About three weeks ago I was at the mall. I did a double-take when a lady passed me with a full-size stroller, pushing her dog. Dog strollers?! When I say it, it sounds vaguely familiar… yet no less disturbing.
I’ve had approximately eight doggies over the course of my life, both big outdoor hounds and little indoor fuzzballs. I find it really funny when people tell me they’re getting a dog to “practice”… for kids.
I totally understand why people have pets and consider them their children. My favorite quote from the book Eat, Pray, Love: “Having a baby is like getting a tattoo on your face.” And giving up frequent movies, fancy gourmet restaurants, trips abroad and carefree weekend getaways… at least for a few years.
But I just can’t get behind this idea of practicing for kids by getting a dog. Or as Jake now says, “goggie.” He used to say “doggie.” A few thoughts for consideration:
* There comes a point when it becomes socially unacceptable to keep your child off the furniture. I remember a sticky, drooley Jakey starting to climb-up on my camel-colored couch. I had to resist the urge to sweep him back onto the floor like a poodle.
* It’s OK to put your puppy in a warm garage. Especially when it is yipping and whining all night long.
* You can leave your dog at home all day. Alone.
* So far I’ve never met a dog that has “bath time” every night.
* Most dogs eat the same thing… three times a day. Usually it requires pouring dry food into a bowl.
* The majority of puppies don’t change clothes multiple times a day… creating mountains of laundry.
* Dogs can’t reliably open cupboards, drawers, and closets to access pills, poisons, knives and noose-like objects.
Don’t get me wrong. If you want a goggie you should definitely get one and enjoy it! Just don’t be surprised when, if you decide to have a baby, it’s nothing like having a dog.
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