If adults acted like toddlers…

Sometimes I think about what the world would be like if adults acted like toddlers… at least my toddler.  Yeah, yeah Ladies.  I know you know lots of men that act like babies.  But what if they really acted like real babies?:

  • They would stand up in bed and yell until their significant other brought them coffee.
  • They would go into a crocodile spin when putting their clothes on.
  • They would smile the proudest smile as they walked across the room.
  • They would arch their backs and kick their feet when they got into the car and put their seat belts on, and then immediately fall asleep.
  • They would cry as soon as their latte was gone.  Every time.
  • They would make growling sounds when they saw a dog.
  • They would want countless bites of whatever you were eating.
  • They would give the slobberiest, most loving kisses.

4 Comments

  1. you are the best. i so look forward to your next post, every time.

  2. Thanks for reading my blog, Karen! It’s like having a gym friend. I would feel so guilty if you showed-up to work-out and I ditched… 🙂

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