Dear Santa,
I’ve been having good behavior these past few days. How are you doing? Have you been fattening up this year? Ha ha ha! About that… I wanted you to give me for Christmas this projector of Spiderman that I saw at Toys R Us and I want you to see my brother’s letter.
Love,
Jake
Dear Santa,
Gimme the Spiderman thing that squirts out water.
Love,
Nate
