33 Weeks: Pineapple

What does it feel like to be 8 months pregnant?

I’d say it feels like eating the biggest Thanksgiving dinner you’ve ever eaten.  And then swallowing a pineapple.  Whole.  And then, the pineapple somehow, miraculously (or freakishly) comes alive… perpetually squirming and fidgeting.

And even though you couldn’t feel any more full, you’re then struck by the fact that you actually, unfathomably, feel hungry.

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