No Beans, No Sauce
Leading up to Christmas it rained. A lot. So Nate and I made cookies.
During these rainy afternoon projects, I came to the realization that mostly what remains of my grandmothers are our cherished memories and their recipes. Especially their cookie recipes. There is something so innately warm and comforting about eating cookies you’ve been eating your entire life. Sneaking into the kitchen and silently opening the tin. Stealthily digging through layers of waxed paper or furtively unwrapping individually packaged cookies. Losing count of how many you’ve eaten… and not really caring. Grandmothers never make you feel like you can eat too many.
Nate and I started with my paternal grandmother’s recipe: Me-momie’s White Raisin Cookies.
First he decided that he needed to taste each individual ingredient, before it went into the bowl.
Sugar: Nate, “Mmmm, good.”
Egg: Me, “You’re not tasting straight raw egg.”
Vanilla: Me, “It smells good, but usually doesn’t taste good.” Nate, “Mmmm, smells yummy. Oh… yuck.”
Baking Powder: Nate, “Super yuck!” Me, “I tried to warn you.”
And then Nate exclaims, “I want to pour in the beans. I pour in the beans!”
Not to worry… my grandmother’s cookies do not call for a cup of beans. I don’t like raisins one bit, but these are scrumdiddlyumptious (clearly we’re in the middle of reading the BFG). I also made my maternal grandmother Sweetie’s cookies which she made with raisins, but we make with apricot or sour cherry jam.
Nate declared as he handed me a half eaten cookie, “Here, I’m done. I don’t like the ones with the sauce.” Great. More for me.
All of this makes me think that I am definitely going to need a signature cookie recipe. One I can be remembered for. Looks like at least one of my grandmothers relied on her husband’s secretary for inspiration… luckily I have… Pinterest.
Me-Momie’s White Raisin Cookies
(No Beans)
(adapted and narrated by Grandma Suzy Purnell)
½ lb. butter (2 sticks)
1 c. granulated sugar
1 egg (at room temperature; place in warm water, if just from refrig. to warm it a little)
1 T. cream (a little less, if milk)
1 3/4 c. all-purpose flour
1 t. baking powder1 t. baking soda
1 t. vanilla
1 c. golden raisins (use a little flour to keep them from sticking together)
Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Using an electric mixer, cream butter and sugar; add egg, cream, then vanilla; mix together. Add the dry ingredients, which have been sifted (or stirred if you don’t have a sifter) together. Add the golden raisins. Drop from spoon on cookie sheet. Bake for 10 to 12 minutes (watch them, they burn easily). Let cool on racks and pack in an air-tight container.
Makes about 5 doz. cookies. (These cookies were made at Christmas by Grandaddy Calvin’s secretary.)
Sweetie’s Filled Cookies
(No Sauce)
2 c. sugar
2 egg
1 c. sour cream
1 c. butter (2 sticks)
½ t. salt
5 c. flour
2 t. baking powder
1 t. baking soda
2 t. vanilla
Apricot jam and American Spoon Sour Cherry Spoon Fruit
Preheat oven to 400 degrees. Using an electric mixer, cream sugar & butter; add egg; add sour cream, in which baking soda has been dissolved (stir together and let sit about 1 or 2 mins.). Mix the dry ingredients in a bowl, then add to creamed mixture; add vanilla. Cover & chill dough in refrigerator 8 hours or overnight. Roll dough on well-floured board; keep dusting the rolling pin after each stroke. Otherwise, it is a nightmare to roll these out! Cut with a round cutter (I use a glass, dipped in flour after each cut). Lift with a spatula and place the “bottom” on a cookie sheet. Add about ½ T. apricot preserves in the center, leaving a margin of at least ¼ inch. Cut another round and place the “top” over and lightly press together around the edges. Bake about 8 mins. until lightly brown.
Makes about 36 cookies. Eat within a few days or they become stale quickly. Wrap each cookie in Saran Wrap, then place in a Zip-loc bag or container. Can be frozen.
The Boys’ Doodle Book
My house is a wasteland of children’s art projects. Well, not children. Child. One child. A little lefty named Jacob who is well on his way to 10,000 hours of drawing expertise. Little piles of his work can be found in drawers and on tables; in folders and portfolios. I try to take pictures of his best work for posterity, but it’s almost impossible to keep up. Plus, some of them are just too funny to toss. Sometimes I ponder how much mommy guilt Picasso’s mother felt, years later, after sneaking mountains of pictures into the paper recycling bin?
Earlier this year we went through a bit of a power struggle with this artiste. And whenever he would get mad, he would go to his room and draw pictures of us and then draw big circles around them and lines through them— banning us from his psyche. It’s probably a productive way of dealing with anger and frustration, though it is not good for parents to giggle when said drawings of themselves are silently stuffed under doors to communicate said frustration… unless you want more hate mail.
The other night during story time, Jake kicked his legs and accidentally jammed my finger and it really hurt. Instead of an apology, I got a picture of myself with tears springing off my face and a big, red throbbing finger that was crossed-out with the word “no.” Underneath was a smiling picture of me with a happy face and a happy finger and the word “lles”— which sounds like yes when you sound it out in Spanish. How can I not save these in little piles all around my house?
And speaking of drawing, my last review was of a real dud of a moose book, but just when you think you’ve hit rock bottom, somehow the Book Elf skyrockets you to book bliss. And that’s exactly where we are with a book called The Boys’ Doodle Book by Andrew Pinder.
In a nutshell: The Boys’ Doodle Book is a heavy duty art book of creative and thought-provoking pictures to complete. The Book Elf likes to change it up now and then. It has sparse, simple text questions that a five-and-a-half-year-old can sound out. Mostly it’s filled with partial pictures and a prompt. Examples include things like: A boy looking over the side of his mattress and the caption: What’s under the bed? A strong looking man in his skivvies and his dog and the prompt: Design their superhero costumes. A page with three fierce lions running as a pack and the question: What are the lions hunting? Followed by a page with the lions looking back in fear and the question: What is hunting the lions? It’s full of pages with vikings and castles, pirates and aliens, pyramids, tunnels, caves and stampedes. It skews “boy,” but without being too stereotypical. One of the first pages Jake turned to had a frightened looking T-Rex and asked, “What scared him?” Jake’s answer: A skunk. Actually, a pack of skunks.
Why didn’t I think of that?
This book has kept him creatively occupied for hours in a calm, educational way, exhibiting model “we’re in public” behavior. Target audience is definitely the 5-7 demographic. The paper quality is great and the pictures are colorful and engaging with lots of white space. Nothing about this book impels one to color inside the lines. One reviewer on Amazon took hers to a copy shop and had them chop the binding off and make it spiral-bound so it lies completely flat. This might be worth it, though after a few days of use it seems to lay flat enough.
This past Saturday, we were invited to a last minute birthday party for Jake’s first best friend, Helen. In need of a quick present, I scoured the local specialty shop and Targét for The Girls’ Doodle Book or any of the books by this author, but came up short. I did find something close and we paired it with our favorite washable marker Pip-squeak carousel. Jackpot. I could hardly believe my eyes when after two-hours of trampolening, cheese pizza and frosting as thick as snow, six little girls made a circle on the floor and started coloring with the markers while Helen colored in her new doodle book. We also marveled that five out of the six were lefties… leaving us to wonder how Helen racked-up such a statistically significant number of left-handed friends. Several hours later, as we said our goodbyes, Helen was balancing the marker carousel on top of her book to take it upstairs and continue working. I’ve now found my go-to birthday present for 2015. Expect to see this reappear on next year’s No It All Gift Guide.
Families can talk about: Why do you like dragons and vikings so much? Are there enough pages where you can draw dragons? When the boy is looking over the side of his bed and says, “Oh crumbs!” is he referring to pie? Is that why you drew a monster eating a giant piece of pie? Is this like a regular coloring book or better? There’s a list of thirty seven other Doodle books by this publisher… how many hours of mommy quiet time does that equate to? Technically the pages rip out, but you don’t need to know that do you?
The Boys’ Doodle Book by Andrew Pinder
This Is a Moose
The Book Elf has found that no matter how many hours of research he does, how many “Best of” book lists he pours over, how many Amazon reviews he reads, truly outstanding books that make you want to read them again and again are rare indeed.
Some words of caution: Many of those organizations that like to foil stamp metallic awards like Olympic medals on the front of books do not have the same definition of “good” as your average bedtime reader. They have a major bias for beautifully illustrated books without words. Which I can appreciate as the art forms they are, but I do not want to spontaneously narrate works of art after a long day of work, feeding people, bathing people, dressing people and brushing said people’s teeth. Yes, the The Lion & the Mouse is gorgeous and no, I don’t want to think. Sometimes I just want to mindlessly read.
And those people on Amazon almost always like everything. Just about every book I look at has an average rating of 4.5 stars. Even super bad books like Peanuts: You Can Be Anything! which is one of the worst books I’ve read… ever. Proving that the American public’s taste in children’s literature can rarely be trusted.
And that is a long winded way of saying, sometimes the Book Elf picks a real lemon.
In a nutshell: This Is a Moose by Richard T. Morris is a story about a moose on the set of a documentary film. There are a number of “takes” with the black clackey thing, as the director tries to shoot his movie. But alas, the moose doesn’t want to be your average wild moose and instead wants to be an astronaut. For some reason his grandma comes along and she wants to be a lacrosse goalie. Some other things happen, there’s a doctor giraffe, and then the animals build a giant catapult and launch the moose into space in a lawn chair. At this point, we find out the director is a duck and he has a conniption Don’t-Let-the-Pigeon-Drive-the-Bus-style. He wants the animals to act like animals instead of like astronauts and goalies and doctors and movie production crew workers. He has some sort of epiphany, which took me two concerted re-readings to really get, and the entire crew launches itself into space in a canoe to film the moose on the moon as an astronaut.
Overall I had high hopes for this book and they fell to earth like a moose-shaped asteroid. Fortunately, the illustrations are well done. Unfortunately, there is a little drawing of a moose visibly heeding nature’s call, which then becomes the only page the two little potty-obsessed three and five-year-old kiddos at my house care about. The story requires a lot of explanation. The subtle message of this book is to dream big, or as Peanuts might say, “You Can Be Anything!” I wish I could get the Book Elf to take it back to the North Pole but unfortunately, the boys dig it. They even talked Nonna into buying it on her Kindle.
Families can talk about: What is a movie set? Is it called a clapperboard or a black clackey thing? What is it for? What is a microphone on a boom? What is a lacrosse goalie? What is a lawn-chair sling shot? Can you put a fish bowl on your head and fly to the moon in a canoe? What else am I going to have to try and explain before we can get through this book? Should the title be: This Is a Moose, or This Is a Dud?
This Is a Moose by Richard T. Morris
The Pajama Elf
The Book Elf was assessing the calendar countdown to Christmas and appraising his stock of well-researched kid lit and has identified a two night shortfall. He has decided to write a non-committal note regarding some unexpected fire drill from his boss and bring in The Pajama Elf as back-up.
The good news is, it looks like The Pajama Elf is available. The bad news is, it looks like she has her own book…
Stuck
Two weeks ago I buckled down and did my obligatory clothes management clean-up of the boys closet. It generally involves going through every drawer and putting things into piles such as: Basement for Nate, Devon, Salvation Army, Girls Clothes Nate Wore Home From School, and Rags. Given the weather has finally changed, I decided it was time to whittle it down to a more manageable number of items, moving the drawers from super stuck to marginally stuck.
It also occurred to me, several weeks ago, that it possibly has not rained, to this degree, in Nate’s lifetime. Except maybe that one torrential nap time downpour. Now there’s a sobering drought-tolerant thought.
And if you can believe, I packed-up Nate’s six “Black and Blue One Superman Shirts.” Last year at this time we were eyeball deep into this particular Superman shirt obsession. He wouldn’t wear his snow coat in Yosemite because it was covering-up his Superman shirt. I’m pretty sure that in August when we went to Portland, I only packed navy blue short-sleeved Superman shirts. And his one Azores bull shirt.
Somehow between August and now, he has dropped the Black and Blue One Superman Shirt obsessive compulsion like a hot potato. Wouldn’t be caught dead in one. For a few weeks he only wanted his bull shirt. Lately his favorite is his Transformer shirt which might possibly be a 2T. Overall, he’s shown a new level of variety and flexibility in the range of his wardrobe. There are far fewer episodic crying fits as he digs through the dirty clothes hamper and implores me to wash and dry his favorite shirt in less than three minutes.
Primarily he’ll only wear shirts with someone or something that flies, but I even got him into a character-free striped shirt with an orange pocket on Sunday. “I like orange. Orange is my favorite color.”
And being stuck in Nate’s wardrobe rut is my effortless segway into our next book: Stuck by Oliver Jeffers.
Now Mr. Jeffers is also the author and illustrator of one of Nate’s favorite books, How To Catch A Star. Every time we read that book, Nate has to ask, “Why he sitting like a cwab?” With a similar narrative style and artistic proclivity for footless boys, Stuck looked like just the thing for our almost four-year-old.
In a nutshell: Floyd’s kite gets stuck in a tree. He throws his shoe up to try and dislodge it, only to exacerbate his problem. He begins throwing household items into the tree and then households and then more and more crazy and absurd things until finally he has a tree full of firemen and whales. In the end, his kite falls out and he nonchalantly goes to bed with a nagging feeling that he’s forgetting something.
Overall it gets great giggles. The illustrations are engaging and it can be the jumping off point for all sorts of conversations.
Families can talk about: What would you do if your kite got stuck in a tree? How many ways can you brainstorm to get a kite out of a tree? When should he have stopped to rethink his approach? At what point do you think it’s unrealistic that Floyd could throw those things? What does unrealistic mean? What kind of steroids do you think Floyd might be taking? Is it a good idea to throw a whale? How will he breathe? How safe is it to throw a saw? What’s a unibrow? And the question we’ve all been dying to ask: How does Floyd wear shoes when he doesn’t have feet?
Stuck by Oliver Jeffers
Someone Special
Two weekends ago we went home for our cousin Covin’s birthday and to visit with the CV fam. On the Saturday morning car ride there, we start talking about our need for Christmas cookies, as long holiday car rides always require large stockpiles of our family-favorite sweets. As we brainstorm cookies, Jacob volunteers, “Eating Grandma’s cookies feels like getting a hug… even though no one’s hugging you.” Such a lovely sentiment… though it probably won’t get him all the sandies he can eat.
On Sunday morning, Covin’s school is having a pancake breakfast fundraiser, staffed by elementary schoolers. By the way, I am completely against child labor, but I can in fact see why it is so tempting to less-regulated and progressive societies. I haven’t received such attentive smiling service in decades. I practically have to fend off all the syrup replacement and coffee refilling experts.
The dining room/gym is decorated as the North Pole and we are immediately greeted by Aunt Me, aka Queen of This North Pole, aka Great Aunt Laurie. She bends down and assumes the close with Nate… straight in for a long, tight hug. Against all odds, Nate hugs her right back, unlike his brother who has averted eye contact and squirmed into the crowd.
When The Queen of the North Pole releases him, Nate turns to me and half whispers, “Mom, I hugged that lady! I was so bwave.”
The other highlight of the pancake breakfast, besides the bake sale selling what looks like pickles on a stick but turns out to be green Twinkies, is that Santa is scheduled to visit. Well, it’s really just Santa’s helper. Jake keenly points out that it is definitely not the actual Santa Claus because “Santa has real leather boots with sheepskin inside, not shiny black rain boots.”
Possibly the cutest thing that happened was before we left for the breakfast. We’re sitting in our pj’s at the kitchen island and Nonna says in a sing-song voice to Nate, “Are you ready to go? I’ve heard someone special is going to be there.”
And without missing a beat Nate says, “Granddad is going to be there?!”
His boots are definitely the real deal.
Santa’s Helper & Nate
Beautiful Oops!
Keeping with this theme of mistake-making and perfectionism, the Book Elf brought us a little tome titled Beautiful Oops! by Barney Saltzberg. A quick Google search has also turned-up a song and a lesson plan and all sorts of other teaching accoutrement.
So now that Jacob is learning to write, and in Spanish no less, we have many opportunities to battle frustration and fix mistakes and raise our adversity quotient by continuing onward and upward because Hugglemonsters never give up! I’ll save you the trouble and do the Mom eye-roll for you…
In a nutshell: This little little board book is slightly more sophisticated than your average board book… which we have generally grown out of except for Sandra Boynton’s Happy Birthday Pookie which just gets funnier and funnier every time you read it.
The Oops book helps you visualize how any mess-up can be turned into something new. Paper tears and stains and holes and folds can be turned into frogs and penguins and all sorts of neat things if you just use your creative noggin. The execution of this book in cardboard helps to better deliver this message with tactile flaps and folds and holes and a telescoping view-finder page that takes five minutes to turn.
Yesterday Nate came to me, fit to be tied, because Jake had drawn a sun in the corner of his picture that he had colored at Geoff’s birthday brunch. It was “wuined!”
And I said, “Hey Nate. I bet you can turn that sun into something cool. Go find the Beautiful Oops book for inspiration.” And get this: he actually ran to find the book and started looking through it for ideas and stopped crying and left me to clean-up the kitchen alone. Beautiful miracle.
Families can talk about: What can you do if your brother accidentally steps on your drawing? Which writing instrument do we choose if we want the ability to erase? How many other letters can you turn an ‘i’ into? Who makes mistakes? Do grown-ups make mistakes? What could we say if we see a friend getting frustrated? What are other words for mistake? Accident? Should you apologize for accidents? Was drawing on your brother’s paper a mistake or an accident or both? Theoretically, what does a sincere apology sound like? Theoretically…
Beautiful Oops! by Barney Saltzberg
The Girl Who Never Made Mistakes
When Jakey was three he went through an “ashamed phase.” If you even gently or innocently questioned his abilities, strength, size, or corrected his behavior, he would melt into a puddle of tears and cave baby grunts and would run away and hide his face.
Once I balked when he offered to pull up this iron horse hitching post that was set in concrete in the middle of our lawn. Fearing that my children would split their heads open on the forehead-high iron dagger protruding from the side, I spent hours twisting and turning the pole, trying to haul it out of the fudgy soil. He was so little and so confident. He offered to pull it out for me and my smile of disbelief sent Jakey into meltdown mode. I felt horrible.
Nate has been going through a similar phase, though not quite as extreme. He’s slightly more accepting of his current stature and station in life.
So when the Book Elf suggested a story about perfectionism, I readily embraced his recommendation of The Girl Who Never Made Mistakes by Mark Pett and Gary Rubenstein.
In a nutshell: Beatrice Bottomwell is an elementary school-aged girl who is famous for never making mistakes. She is able to make PB&J with the exact same amount of PB versus J. She is so perfect that people don’t know her name… she’s just known as “the Girl Who Never Makes Mistakes.” She even has paparazzi that wait for her in the morning outside her house.
Her little brother Carl makes all kinds of mistakes like drawing with green beans and eating cereal with his feet (which I would argue is less of a mistake and more a lack of good judgment). Carl is clearly happy, but also unlikely to be showing-up in Us Weekly.
Beatrice almost ruins her mistake-free record during cooking class when she slips and drops four eggs. But, she miraculously catches them all, landing on her back with all the eggs safely caught— including one in her mouth. After this close call, Beatrice is spooked. Now she’s walking on egg shells (figuratively of course). She avoids ice-skating and other risky activities so as to maintain her reputation of perfection.
Well one day it’s time for her to perform her world-famous juggling act in the school talent show. Spoiler alert: She grabs the pepper shaker instead of the salt shaker and when she combines this mistake with her hamster, Humbert, and a water balloon… Everything goes terribly wrong.
In front of the world, Humbert breathes in the pepper, sneezes, claws the water balloon and explodes it on top of Beatrice, ruining her perfect hair.
And what does Beatrice do after this horribly embarrassing public screw-up? Does she run and hide her face and grunt unintelligible sounds in a puddle of anguished tears?
Staying true to her nature, her reaction is perfect: she laughs. She laughs and laughs and the audience laughs and hallelujah, the pressure to be perfect evaporates. She learns to ice skate and take risks and has fun instead of being such a goody-goody. At the end of the day, she’s no longer famous, but she doesn’t care. Now she can be Beatrice the girl instead of Beatrice the robot.
Families can talk about: Why does Beatrice not want to make mistakes? What does making mistakes teach you? What is the worst thing that could happen if you mess-up? What is the worst thing that could happen if you worry too much about messing-up? What mistakes have you made? What do you do when you make a mistake? Would you rather your name was “the Girl Who Never Makes Mistakes” or Beatrice Bottomwell?
I’d go with option 1 myself.
The Girl Who Never Made Mistakes by Mark Pett and Gary Rubenstein
No IT All Gift Guide for Boys (Ages 2-5)
About eighteen months ago I was in a training class at work with my friend Monica. She was under the gun to get a little boy present and she asked me for some ideas. That night I looked around the house, jotted down a quick list, and didn’t think about it again.
Over a year later she mentioned that she still keeps that list and uses it often. Unfortunately, I don’t know exactly what I put on it… But in this day and age of gift guides, I think it’s only appropriate that 2014 becomes the year of the first No It All Gift Guide for Boys (Ages 2-6).
First up, what makes a good gift? A couple of thoughts:
1) Quality over Quantity: One good toy is better than five that break or could be freebies from the dentist’s “prize box.”. Especially because around two-and-a-half is when kids finally catch-on to the manic glee that is present unwrapping. But they also then become more interested in unwrapping than what is actually inside. Three wrapping recommendations to get more BANG for your buck:
A. Wrap all the parts of your present separately. Imagine a little box wrapped inside a bigger box wrapped inside a bigger box.
B. Start them as eco-babies with only reusable cloth bags so they never become addicted to shredding paper.
C. Wrap your presents in bubble wrap and then wrap them in paper. Or just wrap-up bubble wrap.
2) Useful & Cool: There are some presents that are just downright useful for parents, yet still cool for kids. Think animal hooded towels– they double as drying devices and exciting “costumes.” The rags we are drying our kids with can always be replaced.
3) Minimal Storage Required/Consumable: Absorbing new books into existing storage solutions is generally manageable. Finding room for the 18″ robot action figure? Looks like we have a new decoration for our fireplace mantel. Kids this age aren’t particularly excited unwrapping gift cards to children’s museums or the movies or amusement parks or ceramics studios, but they sure do enjoy the day it gets spent.
4) Educational: If they can learn something, extra brownie points.
5) No Batteries Required: Batteries make a great gift for this age range. But presents that make sounds or sing or mysteriously blurt out in the middle of the night in a Mexican accent “Da hero of da people has arri-ved ha ha ha ha ha!” should be considered judiciously.
And now… The 2014 No IT All Gift Guide for Boys (Ages 2-6)
Hooded towels: Aim for a decent level of quality as the cheap ones disintegrate into dryer lint. Extra points with boys if they have funny or dangerous animal faces on the hood. Extra points with parents if they manage to blend-in with their existing bathroom decor.
Swimming suits and pool towels: Swimming suits and rash guards with long sleeves take a beating. Their existing suit is likely faded, has been chewed-up by dragging their stomach across cement, or the elastic has given way and turned their rash guard into a knee-length dress. Target has affordable combos that hold-up well. The best quality after several years of swimming lesson field testing is Crewcuts followed by Lands End.
Rain boots and umbrellas: Their feet are alway growing. Their umbrellas are always lost.
Books: Books are educational, promote family conversation and are generally thin. Two of my personal favorites are Goldilocks and the Three Dinosaurs and Honk!. Check the book reviews category on this blog for additional ideas.
Flashlights and batteries: You can never have enough flashlights. They must be living in Umbrellaland.
New rubber bath toys without black mold inside: Enough said. Please, nothing that shoots or squirts water at parents two rooms away.
Foam bath letters: Good for teaching literacy. The “T” and the “W” function as a hammer and punching guy respectively for those kids that are new to letters.
Pretend shaving kit and/or their own canisters of shaving cream: Shaving is endlessly fascinating. Shaving cream is even better. They don’t need the expensive stuff, but beware: the cheap stuff has those bottoms that rust and leave a ring on your tub.
Personalized super hero cape: Teeny tiny when it’s folded. Never seems to go out of style.
Sleeping bag: Exciting to get. Useful at grandma’s.
Knee pads, elbow pads and gloves: Good for bikes, scooters, skateboards, skates, those wheelie shoes, general protection when playing outside with your brother.
Helmets: See above. Helpful to have at home, at grandma’s, at school. Tough to have too many.
Ream of white computer paper, blue painters tape and Pip-squeak washable marker carousel: Possibly the most useful supplies ever gifted at my house.
Kid headphones with volume control so as not to blast out their eardrums: Similar to helmets. Likely they had a pair but it has been chewed through by a zombie-child on an airplane. Similar to your iPhone headset, can never find it when you need it.
Magna-tiles: If you want to splurge, this is it. And due to the price point it’s unlikely kids have too many. They make building certain things possible that regular blocks have only dreamed of… and they’re way easier to get impressive results versus Legos.
Unbreakable piggy bank: Promotes saving. Plus it’s fun just to take coins out and dump them all over the floor.
Growth chart: Hard to decide if someone has room for this, but if it’s the fabric kind it can usually fit on the back of a closet door. Kids love seeing how tall they are and asking why they haven’t miraculously grown overnight.
I have lots of other ideas and I’m new to this whole gift guide genre, but dolling ideas out like breadcrumbs seems to be the secret to success. Happy shopping!
PS:
Note to Santa: This post is not meant for you so don’t get any ideas…
The Book With No Pictures
We’ve recently had a couple of exciting developments here in the world of child development. First, back on November fourth, Jakey started sounding out words so he could write them down. He wrote “luna” and “mi casa” without me telling him the letters and it was the best.
And then this past Thursday, Nate finally saw pictures in his mind. At the dinner table he closed his eyes and exclaimed, “Mama, I can see it in my head! A wolf!” Up until now, Nate would squint his eyes shut and press his fist to his forehead and then open his eyes and say, “I no see it.”
“Imagine it in your brain. Can you see a cow?”
Squinting. “Uhh…” He had nothing.
So it couldn’t be better timing than for the Book Elf to deliver one of the acclaimed books of 2014 titled The Book With No Pictures by B. J. Novak.
In a nutshell: This book is just words, as the title warns. It has shown-up on a number of “Best Books of 2014” lists as innovative. It’s basically a narrative that gets the reader to say a bunch of silly things against their will thus inciting giggles from its pipsqueak audience. It makes kids feel powerful by “tricking” grown-ups into saying things they wouln’t normally say like “I am a monkey robot.” It has one use of the word “butt” which will likely become the only line your kids will continue repeating after the book is over.
According to my highly refined book rating system:
Humor— check
Length— check
Plot— strike 1
Art— strike 2
Substitutions Minimized— strike 3
I like that it’s humorous, but otherwise it’s not one I expect to be digging through the book crate for. There is no storyline. It feels more like a long greeting card. But, Nate calls it “the funny book.”
Families can talk about: Can a book without pictures be good? Who do you know that reads books without pictures? Can you close your eyes and imagine pictures in your mind? Why do you think this book is funny? Should we go back to books with pictures? Do you remember anything about this book besides the sentence “My only friend in the whole wide world is a hippo named BOO BOO BUTT?” Anything?