Breaking News… Breaking News… Breaking News… Breaking News… Breaking News… Breaking News… I’m going to go out on a limb, CNN-post-Supreme-Court-Obamacare-decision-style, and declare Jacob OFFICIALLY POTTY TRAINED. Sure, I’m tempting fate. But I just ate a chocolate chip cookie and I’m feeling daring. He jumps up and heads to the…
I guess Miss Dulce doesn’t think her messages are getting through via the typical channels…
When I was little, I remember my mom worrying that my brother might have diabetes because the kid was constantly glugging down water. It turned out he was just thirsty. Lately, it’s crossed my mind with Nake. I just spent more than a week where I must have heard the…
So we finally made it home after 9 adventure filled days in Central Pennsylvania. Our internal clocks are super out of whack so forgive me if I have to come back and revise this post when it’s not four minutes until midnight, east coast time. Some of the highlights from…
There is a terrible, terrible lie among us. A societal untruth that is running rampant. It’s gone viral. Whether this deception is deliberate is unclear. What is clear is that I have uncovered one of the great myths of our age: Girls change clothes more than boys. HA! Unequivocally false. …
So this morning we woke-up and James made the purple sippy cup for Nate, AGAIN, and the green sippy cup for Jake. Of course, Nate immediately commenced with his wailing, howling and grieving for the loss of his bottle. I began to waiver. I felt my resolve waning. It was…
Nathaniel is changing, right before our very eyes. He went from skirting rooms like a criminal, to a timid peninsula, to an unstable island—almost in a matter of days. And now he is running. His knees might be locked, but he is definitely running. He’s also got an unexpected head…
When I was in sixth grade, Mr. Post would have us pound out these papers he called “issue essays.” The point was essentially to show both sides of the topic; proponents and opponents factually and equitably represented. It’s been a few years since I authored a grammar school issue essay,…
I’ll never forget when Jacob was maybe 18 months old, we were driving in the car and James exclaims, “You won’t believe it. Jakey has leg hair!” It was true. Our little chubby baby was growing into his big boy legs. Then maybe about six months ago, we’re riding in…
Tuesday night we ate Chinese take-out. We were gone all weekend and so the food emergency continues… Jacob’s fortune cookie read: Focus your attention. Nathaniel’s fortune cookie read: Give yourself some peace and quiet for at least a few hours. Technically it said “quite” instead of “quiet,” but still… uncanny,…