Zombie Apocolypse II

Yesterday I decided to go to the grocery store first thing and it was a crazy zoo.  I was going to make Trader Joe’s orange chicken for Jacob’s Coronavirus Birthday, but locusts had descended upon the freezer section.  All manner of asian delicacies were gone, though the kale gnocchi was…

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Friday the 13th

Floating around my house somewhere is a little hand-drawn gift tag my mom made for my twelfth birthday.  It has a sketch of a fault line with the words “Earthquake Birthday!” written on the front.  That was the year my presents were buried in a closet somewhere.  We had to hastily…

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