Baywatch

As previously mentioned, Baby Nate does a lot of bubble blowing.  He’s like a little motorboat. I said he does a lot of motorboating and then someone told me what that means (the least offensive of the offensive slang definitions).  That’s not exactly what I meant…

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The Glass Menagerie

There’s something about Jacob that sometimes when you’re seriously scolding him, it doesn’t seem to phase him.  At other times, you barely say anything and he bursts into tears.  I think he gets it from his Daddy.  Usually he comes stumbling toward me from another room, sniffling and sobbing incoherent words. “What happened…

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Rollie Pollie

I recently learned that Obama’s secret service code name is Renegade.  Apparently Reagan was Rawhide and W. was known as Trailblazer. Baby Nate is currently under heightened surveillance and therefore, clearly needs a code name.  I had some fun using the Internet code name generator (http://www.channelone.com/fun/swf_code_name/).  But I’m going to…

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Unihorn

When I was living in Spain I was highly atuned to language– both English and Spanish.  I was always noticing phrases, sayings, colloquialisms.  And now that we have a walking, talking 2 love, my language radar is up again.  All of a sudden I notice the inaccuracies of words like…

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FAQ

We ask Jacob a lot of questions.  We get the same answer to many of them.  I thought I’d put together a quick FAQ.  Here are a smattering of the latest and most frequent replies: Q: Jakey, what color is that (doggie, elephant, guitar, banana)? A: (Without hesitation) Breen. (Green.)  One…

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Bubble Dress

My friend Kristen loves to read Us magazine.  Unfortunately I’ve ruined one standing feature for her which is the “Stars– They’re Just Like Us!” page.  Apparently, up until I pointed it out, she’d never noticed how ridiculous the “Stars drink coffee– Just Like Us!” captions were.  Luckily she’s a good…

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Yi-yon

Jake loves being a lion… or yi-yon as he puts it.  More on lions sometime in the near future.  This is an important detail as I relay one of James’ latest stories.  A few weeks ago we were bicuspid deep in our ten day biting phase.  James picked Jake up at school and…

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