Miss Rumphius

It seems the book elf made all of his promised stops… except he took off Christmas Eve.  He had to work that night, understandably.  There were toys to be wrapped, logistics to be prepped for Santa, cookies to be tested.  Fortunately Jake was very understanding. And then after all the…

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No-ing It All

It occurred to me that my recent post titled My Mouth is a Volcano may have started off a bit negative.  I do have an amateur level of schooling in today’s child-rearing vocabulary and the latest psychologist-recommended techniques.  I am readily aware of the constant and relentless “no-ing” of our…

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Give a Goat

It never really occurred to me that Thanksgiving is strategically positioned before Christmas, so as to remind us of the importance of gratitude and generosity and appreciation, just before we jump into the Christmas shopping season.  It’s really quite brilliant if you think about it. It also never really occurred…

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Black & Blue One

Over the years I’ve come across a number of people that wear the same outfit every day.  Well, to be more exact, I’ve come across a number of men that wear the same outfit every day. First there was Joe.  We went to the same school and he wore a…

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Ish

Last year our cousins Covin and Jenna got an “Elf on the Shelf.”  Maybe he was around earlier, we’re not sure.  We are sure that last year was when their elf stepped it up.  We heard that one day he was fishing in their toilet… and then one day the…

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