Author: Jaimie
Coronavirus Day 2 — Meltdown
Coronavirus Day 1
12:38PM: James “I’ve been home schooling these people for three hours and I can’t take it anymore. We should be paying teachers billions.” 12:48PM: Jacob Whimpering… “I really wish I was at school right now.” It’s Day 1 soldiers! Buck-up and wash your hands.
Zombie Apocolypse II
Friday the 13th
Floating around my house somewhere is a little hand-drawn gift tag my mom made for my twelfth birthday. It has a sketch of a fault line with the words “Earthquake Birthday!” written on the front. That was the year my presents were buried in a closet somewhere. We had to hastily…
Space Jam
As my mom tells it, my first slumber party was around third grade for Esther’s birthday. And I would spend the following day as grumpy as, quote, “a little wet hen.” As I grew as a connoisseur of the sleepover soirees, I mostly remember being the primary target of the…
Friday Night Lights
We had that short lull after soccer All Stars and now we’re back in it. Baseball and Flag Football. Full swing. Nate’s on the Yankees and the Georgia Bulldogs. Jake scored big, making it onto the starting line-up for the Kansas City Chiefs in just his second year. Now we…
Man buns
Over the last few days, Nate’s been fairly fixated on tracing his soccer lineage. He tells me he’s great at soccer because I’m great at soccer (naturally). And I’m great at soccer because Granddad’s great at soccer. And then the trail goes cold. Maybe it then leaps all the way back…
Chickity China
Nate mostly speaks minion. Yes, “minion” as in those little yellow cartoon guys that sometimes have one eye and sometimes have two and speak some version of gibberish Italian. Nate is fluent. It started way back when little kids make noises that sound like talking, but is really just gibberish. And…



