If you’re hungry for external validation, I recommend cooking for teenage boys. Just about everything I make is “bussin’” or “fire” or sometimes even “gas.” And while this all sounds like public transportation exhaust, it actually means sooo good. And what better time for a young man to learn to…
Here in town we have a company called Meathead Movers. They’re everywhere. I wasn’t so sure about trusting this brand with my stuff or my walls, but I noticed we used them at work. They claim to be “student athletes” that use moving as a way to workout, which is…
I really should update my last post from “Pants” to “Big Pants.” They define your level of aura. The Gen Z Gen Alpha crowd likes their pants big. Not exactly MC Hammer big, but apparently the big pants trend originates from the nineteen nineties. Shhh, don’t tell the Zoomers. In…
I only remember being mad at my grandma, Me-mommie, twice. The second time was when she declared she was giving-up cookie baking. Self-explanatory. And the first time was when she told me she didn’t know what little girls liked because she was the mom of two boys. Little girl me…
The YouTube algorithm regularly serves me up a dose of embracing the season of life you’re currently in. Fifteen years ago it started as Jake: A Mom’s Opinion. Two years later it was Jake & Nake: A Mom’s Opinion. And then at some point Nake became Nate and it evolved…
Back in early July, we discovered something fascinating about Jacob. His mind’s eye is in black and white. Not grayscale. 3D. Black and white. So are his dreams. If he concentrates really hard he can add colors to the pictures, but it takes effort and the colors evaporate if he…
On Friday we ventured out to Best Buy for the infamous retail holiday. I’m fairly certain I’ve spent my entire life avoiding Best Buy, and especially avoiding it at its peak of lights, sounds, and crowds. I usually find the entire place cold, blinding, and lacking in complementary ear plugs.…
Earlier this week I was browsing through my blog, looking for inspiration for an eighth grade yearbook ad. Maybe I’ll find a brief little story that hits that sweet spot of short, funny, and not cringe, Mom. Hmmm, what’s this one called 2025?… Clearly I’m clairvoyant. Thirteen years later and…
Business. Jacob’s always been interested in the start-up world and entrepreneurship. In elementary school he made his own “Food Fighters;” selling self-designed cards fashioned after Pokemon and miniature food with faces he made out of clay. “I made so much money off those little kids, Mom” says the former little…
After every trip, I’m possessed by the greatest of ambitions to capture the stories before they evaporate into the routine of our daily lives. And then the unpacking and Laundry Mountain and the groceries and the Zoom Life overtake me. When I collapse into my favorite corner of the couch…