And then on November 3rd, I may have posted the following on Nextdoor…
The Soup Pot
At the risk of inviting unwanted internet animal activism, I’m writing this post in a moment of need. We’re looking for someone possessing the skills to humanely butcher our big, young rooster. Our peaceful daily chores have become a two-person battle brigade– one (little boy) to threaten the king of the coop with a broom, while the other (little boy) madly throws mealworms and chicken feed in before fleeing. He did a flying, two-footed dropkick to my scraps bowl last week.
Hopefully next time, he’s in it.
Name your price.