Coronavirus Day 426 — Backseat Drivers

Today as we drove to baseball practice, I marveled quietly at Bruno Mars’, Leave the Door Open, being sung word-for-word in the backseat, especially when it got to:

Cuddling
Rose petals in the bathtub, girl, lets jump in
It’s bubblin’

Neither of them missed a beat.  I’m not sure they were really absorbing the lyrics, thankfully, but boy did they sing them with feeling.  We’re going down Tank Farm Road when I think I hear, “Uterus” blurted into the world.

Over the music I ask the question that must be asked, “Uh, did someone just say uterus?”

Jacob replies, “Yeah– It’s a word I heard during class today that I remember, but I don’t know what it means.”

There’s some giggling as I explain the basics of the female reproductive system and their personal experiences in utero.

Looks like sixth grade health class has finally started.

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