Yarmulke

On Friday I asked Nate how his day was at school.

“We had Shabbat today.”

“Oh neat.  Tell me about that.  What do you do at Shabbat?”

“Well, we go to the Temple House and sing songs.”

“And then what happens?”

“We ate hollow.  We ate hollow.  And Rabbi comes.”

“Mmmm.  What does the Rabbi look like?”

“I don’t know.  He has something stuck to his hair.”

“Huh.  What is it?”

“I don’t know.  I don’t get close to him.”

“I see.”

“It’s not gum, Mom.  It’s not gum.”

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