For some reason the new year rolled around and I got a bee in my blog bonnet. The look of this blog is sooooo 2009. We all know first impressions are everything and as I’ve heard the girls in full make-up and 4-inch nails say on the soccer field, “You’ve gotta look good to play good.”
Clearly you don’t have to talk good…
And so, I’ve spent a number of hours doing research on WordPress and free themes and logging-into our website host’s website and after hours of live chats and trying to back-up my blog, my confidence began to fade and I remembered the Great Blogtastrophe of 2010. So then I started to rack my brain on what computer experts do I know?… I’ve really let this area of my network lapse. Unfortunately I no longer work hand-in-hand with systems engineers teaching me about DRAM and instructing me to type pipe grep.
And then it hit me, my cousin is known for his computer prowess. I think he was rumored to be a teenage hacker— and I say that with the utmost respect and awe. And so I’ve hatched a plan and am putting it out into the universe.
Bryan— I have an offer for you. If you will back-up my Bluehost hosted blog and upgrade it from WordPress 2.2 to WordPress 4.1 so I can use fancy free themes, I will make you a giant batch of mouthwarmers and deliver them to your door. You could probably do this in your sleep… and meanwhile you could be enjoying your own homemade batch of delicious mouthwarmers as early as February 1st.
Hopefully my loyal fan will pass on this message…
Hacker? Really? Passed it on as requested
Thank you!