Taco

Tonight I’m in the lower bunk with Jacob and he asks for a Super Jake story involving a “tacodile.”  Fortunately, I’m familiar.  Somehow the movie marketeers have reached me with their Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2 trailer tactics.  Note: a tacodile, technically tacodile supreme, is a crocodile with a taco head.

So I get to the climax of the story, where a little boy named Taco falls into the tacodile pit at Happy Hamburger Park and Zoo, and Jakey stops me.

“No, it’s Paco.”

“What?”

“I said Taco the other day and Helen told me his name is PAco.  It rhymes with Taco.”

I feel kind of relieved and kind of let down… and kind of hungry.