Bio

This week we got a flier with Jacob’s first pre-school assignment.  I thought I had at least another two years before I’d have homework hanging over my head again…

So, instead of blogging I should be creating a poster that is all about Jake’s life up until this point.  James got clarification from the prof, uh Miss Chethi, today and we are to include JJ’s bio.  I’m thinking of something like:

Jacob James Fucillo showed-up 10 days early on Saturday, March 14th, 2009 in Mountain View, California.  He was aiming for Friday the 13th.  As a Pisces, he rarely exits the bathtub of his own accord.  He has several nicknames including JJ, Jake and Jakey (Cakes).  When he is grumpy, his mom has been known to call him Crab Cakes.

Before attending Saint Elizabeth’s Day Home, he studied under the tutelage of Dr. Seuss,  Patricia and Richard Scarry and Mother Goose.  He works in Santa Cruz at a highly top secret job— something to do with jet shoes, horses and broken computers.

His favorite foods are chocolate, cupcakes and chocolate cupcakes.  He lives with his baby brother, Nake, and his Mommy and Daddy in San Jose.  In his free time he enjoys making soup, building barricades and “driving” his dad’s car.

I had lunch with my friend Clara today and she told me her second grader has already given two Powerpoint presentations this year.  We were attacked by a crazy case of the giggles as she told me about their foray into a multimedia deck on “Harry the Dirty Dog.”  Apparently the teacher pulled her aside and suggested incorporating more clip art…