40 Days and 40 Nights

A submission from Uncle Geoff:

For 40 Days and 40 Nights the plague descended upon the House of Purnell…

And the Lord did punish them for they had obviously disregarded the Sabbaths while in Yosemite.

For nay that they were pious, the Lord was displeased that they had worshiped false idols like scary looking snowmen with weird shaped heads.

On the second week of death, they prayed for Locusts, Flooding, or a break from the never ending Orange Juice that had not delivered relief.

And they were exiled from their circle of friends and co-workers.

And then the Arch Angel Lynn appeared and prescribed a magical potion…and the sores receded.  And peace returned to the flock.

For now they knew the one true power…Jakey Snot…and they did bow before it.  And they did respect it as a supernatural force beyond mere explanation.

Book of Geoff 12:25