An Historical Moment

I just got the most overdue piece of mail from that innovator of all innovators, Pacific Gas & Electric.  It appears that PG&E has just joined us in the 21st century… welcome!

Unfortunately, for those economic data crunchers out there in dark rooms with big computers, there will be new jobless claims to add to the tally.  This piece of mail I’ve just received… announces the end of the meter reader.  GASP!

This ridiculous job is finally following its predecessor, the milk man.  No offense to you meter readers out there, but I’d be more apt to fight for the renaissance of the milk man… you should see how many sippy cups this kid drinks.

Dear meter readers and meter readettes of the United States, sometimes you just need a kick in the pants to update your skills.  I mean, it seemed a little crazy that a meter reader enters every side yard in America to write down energy usage each and every month, right?  You’re home in your skivvies and all of a sudden you duck down by the couch, “Who’s out there?… maybe its some raccoons?  Oh no, just the meter reader, phew.”

Almost 20 years ago when we all started using e-mail and the internet, you probably knew your days were numbered.  I bid you good luck in your future endeavors!  And if you’re looking for a steady milk delivery job, please feel free to knock on the side door during your final farewell visit.