My mom likes to say that watching Jakey is like renting a car: You need a diagram to mark every nick, scrape, and ding when you take him off the lot so you’re not held responsible when you return him. Ha HA Mom, you’re so clever 🙂
Fortunately, I’ve found a book that has just such a diagram. Although, we may have to upgrade to the new toddler version.
Budget Rent A Baby Paperwork
Please pick-up the baby diagram and your keys upon leaving the living room. Don’t forget to note any impetigo, eczema, new teeth, runny nose, itchy eye, or stomach issues before driving off. Note all fuel stops. The baby preferably takes unleaded, organic, local fruits and vegetables. The consequences of using full octane ice cream, cookies, sugar, or bacon are not recommended and not the responsibility of the baby rental company. Please return the baby with a full tank and an empty exhaust system.
We sincerely appreciate your business and hope to see you again soon!
Love,
The Management, Budget Rent A Baby
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