Cuteness Deficiency

A few weeks ago we had our buddies Cruz and Jackson over for a fightdate.  As they were readying the foam arsenal I called out, “No shooting until you get yourselves over to the eye protection drawer!”  And Jackson asks in all sincerity, “What’s an eye protection drawer?”  Right before…

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Gold

A few months ago, I presented to a large audience at work using a LEGO analogy.  Yes, that’s how I roll.  Part of my hook was a tongue-in-cheek comment about probably having more invested in a particular asset than I did in my employer’s stock.  I saw a flash of interest in…

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Why not?

Nate has an uncanny knack for people’s names.  Learning them.  Recalling them.  He’s quite adept at navigating his “Russia 2018 World Cup” program, using the table of contents, to confirm what he already knows to be true: Mbappe plays for Paris Saint-Germain.  He knows most everybody’s national team and club.…

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The Perfect Storm

Have I mentioned how I totally screwed-up?  Yep.  Completely.  Mama-llama-ding-dong. I signed-up for basketball and flag football and baseball.  In my defense, it’s impossible to tell by their infrequently updated websites when the seasons will start and stop.  The boys have been begging to play flag football for possibly two…

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Cocoooo

Around Thanksgiving, Maestra Vega started socializing an upcoming fourth grade poetry assignment: Memorize and recite 25 lines of poetry in Spanish.  No cue cards.  No help.  It can be one or two poems.  Plus utilize all of your best presentation skills such as eye contact, projecting your voice, hand movements.  No…

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Candy

Every year I keep a careful eye on the mood and tone of Valentine’s Day.  As we’re crowded around the coffee table, piled with chocolatey love treasures I nonchalantly observe: Is anyone reading the notes they get? Looking for covert messages of elementary school love? Is anyone writing the notes…

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Adding Up… or Not

It’s February.  That time of the year when your school-aged children enjoy a veritable month of three-day weekends.  Fun fact: October is the only month with zero days off or minimum days.  All the other months in the district calendar enjoy cryptic ellipses, rhombuses, rectangles, and triangles to signify the same thing: no school.

I’ve been meaning to do a little math, and here’s what I’ve found.  There are:

365 days in a year
180 school days
104 weekend days
51 days of summer vacation
27 days of school year vacation
12 minimum days and
2 teacher workdays

So that’s 29 full days off of school, not including summer break.  Meanwhile, back at the office we have…

20 days of accrued paid time off over the course of the year
7 holidays and
3 days of paid sick leave

For a total of 27 days off of work, or 30 if we’re assuming sick days are not meant for being sick.

Something’s not adding up here….

Let’s look at this math problem using another strategy (we’ve found multiple strategies are the key to extra credit at second grade math homework around our family coffee table).

Beyond summer break we have:

1 week off for Thanksgiving
2 weeks off for Christmas and
1 week off for Spring Break
Totals 4 weeks, which roughly aligns with the accrued time off above.

And if we compare the holidays side-by-side we’ve got:

Screen Shot 2019-02-11 at 4.59.09 PMThe YMCA and SLO Parks and Rec need time to gird themselves for the summer and decompress once those 51 days of summer vacation are over.  Some additional fun facts include an entire city without full-time day care or camp the first week after school gets out for the summer, as well as the full week before school starts in August.  Plus they generally don’t work school holidays.

I’m not sure I’m ever going to catch-on to this new math.

Belly-up

I was putting on my wellies this week and I peer into our outdoor teak shoe box.  Right in the bottom of Jacob’s rain boot is a blue belly lizard belly-up. Who’s laughing now?  Bwahahahahaha. Joke’s on you little boys.  Except the boys won’t seem to wear their rain boots…

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