Jacob: “Dad, would you rather be eaten by a tiger or a lemon shark?”
Dad: “Um, neither.”
Me: “I choose tiger. I think it would be over faster.”
Nate: “Would you rather be eaten by a boa constrictor or a great white shark?”
Me: “Boa constrictor. How about you?”
Nate: “Uh, camel.”
Me: “What? A camel? Camel’s don’t even eat people.”
Nate: “Oh. OK, I choose armadillo.”