Would You Rather

Jacob: “Dad, would you rather be eaten by a tiger or a lemon shark?”

Dad: “Um, neither.”

Me: “I choose tiger.  I think it would be over faster.”

Nate: “Would you rather be eaten by a boa constrictor or a great white shark?”

Me: “Boa constrictor.  How about you?”

Nate: “Uh, camel.”

Me: “What?  A camel?  Camel’s don’t even eat people.”

Nate: “Oh.  OK, I choose armadillo.”

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