Refund

Here’s an exchange I’ve now had on more than one occasion:

Me: “Jakey, what’d you do at school today?”

Jacob: “Nussing.”

Me: “Nothing!  What am I paying those teachers for?  What did you eat for lunch?”

Jacob: “Nussing!”

Me: “They didn’t feed you?  I’m outraged!  I pay a lot of good money for them to play with you and feed you.”

Jacob: “I did nussing.  I just sat around all day on my bottom.”

Me: “Great, that’s great.”  I turn toward the little one, hoping for a little help.  “Natesy, do you like school?”

Nate: (He shakes his head “no.”)

I want my money back.