The Princess & the Frog

“Mama, I’m the Daddy froggy and you’re the Mama froggy.” (squeaky voice which I guess is how amphibians and puppies talk)
“OK.”
“What are you doing Mama froggy?”
“I’m changing Nate’s dirty diaper.”
“I’m the Daddy froggy.”
“Oh good.  Then how ’bout you change Nate’s diaper.”
“Nope, I can’t.  I’m the Baby Daddy.”

Those Baby Daddy’s… never there when you need ’em.