Bubble Dress

My friend Kristen loves to read Us magazine.  Unfortunately I’ve ruined one standing feature for her which is the “Stars– They’re Just Like Us!” page.  Apparently, up until I pointed it out, she’d never noticed how ridiculous the “Stars drink coffee– Just Like Us!” captions were.  Luckily she’s a good…

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Yi-yon

Jake loves being a lion… or yi-yon as he puts it.  More on lions sometime in the near future.  This is an important detail as I relay one of James’ latest stories.  A few weeks ago we were bicuspid deep in our ten day biting phase.  James picked Jake up at school and…

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Skateboarding Is Not A Crime

If Jakey says something to you that sounds like “paintballing,” he’s actually referencing his favorite hobby outside of catching butterflies and fishing poles… and that hobby is: skateboarding.  He asks me to leave his socks on so he can slip around on the hardwood floors, “Skateboarding, Mama.  Skateboarding.”  He says Miss…

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