“Holy molar Batman! I owe my life to dental hygiene.”
Yes, I married a man who has said this to me on countless occasions. How does he even find appropriate situations to whip out this Robin quote? I have no idea… but you have to be somewhat impressed, right? I got in trouble with Jacob’s Grantmother for not having documented the fact that he has multiple molars.
I’m pretty sure he has 3 and a half. “Brush teeth, Nigh-nigh” has been particularly challenging this week. I hope his vitamins with fluoride are helping to counteract the ineffectiveness of “suck on toothbrush, arch back, squirm, cry and escape in a blur of black cape and pointy ears”… which is roughly what happened tonight.
You know, Batman is known for his teeth, as most bats are I’m sure. Nigh-nigh Bruce Wayne. I’ll get you next time.