Two Conniptions

James is in Jake’s room putting his socks and shoes on in the morning before school.  Jaimie is in her bare feet.

Jaimie, “Ew.  What is on the bottom of my foot?”

James, “Where?”

Jaimie, “Is that what I think it is?”

James, “I couldn’t help it!  He had a conniption when I was changing his diaper.”

Jaimie, “You have got to be kidding me.”