Jeopardy

I’ll take “Baby Milestones” for 400. Answer: 9 months. “When does the connection start between men and their remote controls?” Today is Jakey’s 9 month birthday.  And tonight we watched him creep along the ottoman, 4 or 5 steps, to get to the remote control.  He then managed to change…

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Rubber Ducky

Last week Teacher Linda C. says, “JJ is making a sound all day like Donald Duck.” Wow, I can’t believe you think that sounds like a duck?  Yes, that’s his duck quack.  He learned it from his granddad.  Or maybe the stuffed duck at his grandparents house that yells AfLaC!!  His…

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Highs & Lows

HIGH: Teacher Noemi: Jaimie, how old are you? Jaimie: 32. Teacher Noemi: Wow, I was going to guess 22. Jaimie: Forget Teacher Linda C., you’re now my favorite teacher. LOW: I’m on the train with Jakey in the front pack.  He immediately falls asleep.  Something smells horrible.  Great, am I…

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