Wanted: Baby Reprogrammer

Wanted: Baby Reprogrammer

SDM (Sleep Deprived Mommy) seeks CBP (Ceritified Baby Reprogrammer) for coding, patch installation, and general maintenance of 4am WCS (Wake-up Call Service) in adjacent room.  Guaranteed work twice per year during Daylight Saving Time.  Operating system unknown; potentially Windows as is prone to crashing.  Money is no object.


  1. I promise you this will pass…he’s just doing his growing thing. If you need someone to feel out of your mind with, you know I’m only a phone call away.


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