Zoltar

Today I took Jake to school in the outfit he wore to Emily and Shaun’s wedding… but a more dressed-down “school worthy” version (jeans rather than matching pants with suspenders).  This is definitely the outfit Jakey wears to get girls.  Teacher Linda C. was head over heels.  She quickly got…

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Downward Dog

JJ has been doing yoga since he was in the womb.  Although I remember his favorite pose (or maybe his mommy’s favorite pose) was shavasana (basically taking a nap) and then waking up for Hershey’s kisses… Lately Baby Jake has perfected a couple of new tricks.  This isn’t the best…

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ANTGM

My guilty pleasure is America’s Next Top Model (ANTM).  Tyra Banks gets more and more ridiculous every “cycle”, but James and I love singing to the new music at the end…. “top moooodel, top mooooodel.”  It’s one of those songs you sing in your head all night long. This season…

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Wanted: Baby Reprogrammer

Wanted: Baby Reprogrammer SDM (Sleep Deprived Mommy) seeks CBP (Ceritified Baby Reprogrammer) for coding, patch installation, and general maintenance of 4am WCS (Wake-up Call Service) in adjacent room.  Guaranteed work twice per year during Daylight Saving Time.  Operating system unknown; potentially Windows as is prone to crashing.  Money is no object.

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