James is CEO of CIO. Chief Executive Officer of Cry-It-Out. The theory goes that after 3 to 4 nights of crying, babies stop whaling and sleep through the night. The theory fails to mention that CIO must be reimplemented after every cold, change in routine, or ethereal dental milestone.
Today let’s just say the CEO of CIO was PO’d at the K-I-D and the CMO (Chief Milk Officer) when the CMO caved at 3 in the morning because said K-I-D was screaming like someone was branding him with a hot poker. When in actuality….. the CMO was just rubbing his belly based on the recommended SOP of CIO theory. Our CEO is still G-R-U-M-P-Y.