Jeopardy

I’ll take “Baby Milestones” for 400. Answer: 9 months. “When does the connection start between men and their remote controls?” Today is Jakey’s 9 month birthday.  And tonight we watched him creep along the ottoman, 4 or 5 steps, to get to the remote control.  He then managed to change…

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Rubber Ducky

Last week Teacher Linda C. says, “JJ is making a sound all day like Donald Duck.” Wow, I can’t believe you think that sounds like a duck?  Yes, that’s his duck quack.  He learned it from his granddad.  Or maybe the stuffed duck at his grandparents house that yells AfLaC!!  His…

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Highs & Lows

HIGH: Teacher Noemi: Jaimie, how old are you? Jaimie: 32. Teacher Noemi: Wow, I was going to guess 22. Jaimie: Forget Teacher Linda C., you’re now my favorite teacher. LOW: I’m on the train with Jakey in the front pack.  He immediately falls asleep.  Something smells horrible.  Great, am I…

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Zoltar

Today I took Jake to school in the outfit he wore to Emily and Shaun’s wedding… but a more dressed-down “school worthy” version (jeans rather than matching pants with suspenders).  This is definitely the outfit Jakey wears to get girls.  Teacher Linda C. was head over heels.  She quickly got…

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Downward Dog

JJ has been doing yoga since he was in the womb.  Although I remember his favorite pose (or maybe his mommy’s favorite pose) was shavasana (basically taking a nap) and then waking up for Hershey’s kisses… Lately Baby Jake has perfected a couple of new tricks.  This isn’t the best…

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